Rolling into hills and valleys it searched for its victims. Finding one it grabbed ahold, pushing its reach across his body, surrounding him, engulfing him, suffocating him. It wrapped its fingers around his neck slowly choking him. Then it tied a perfectly good bowtie around his neck, complimenting his handsome features and giving him a nice pat on his back in hopes for a great day ahead.
What you get:
- A swagalicious bowtie that fits 15-18” necks. If this size doesn't work out for you, let us know! We'll send you a bowtie extender or you can buy one of our Gosling Collection bowties (the fun-sized version of our Fall/Winter Collection)
- A handmade bowtie designed by us and handcrafted by Lun (Learn More)
- A goosehaven Lifetime Guarantee. We are committed to our products. If you have any issues whether it be your fault or ours, send it in for a free repair!
- Hipster-looking 100% recycled packaging to store your new goosehaven bowtie in.