Country Bumpkin
Country Bumpkin

Country Bumpkin

Regular price $35.00 Sale price $21.00


-Ships within 10 days-

Statistics say that if you're a country bumpkin you don't know it.

Statistics also say that more than 10 people a year are killed by a vending machine.

Statistics say a lot of crap, but the one thing that is statistically true and useful is 135 out of 135 people look better in a goosehaven tie.



What you get:


  • A swagalicious bowtie that fits 15-18” necks. If this size doesn't work out for you, let us know! We'll send you a bowtie extender or you can buy one of our Gosling Collection bowties (the fun-sized version of our Fall/Winter Collection)
  • A handmade bowtie designed by us and handcrafted by Lun (Learn More)
  • A goosehaven Lifetime Guarantee. We are committed to our products. If you have any issues whether it be your fault or ours, send it in for a free repair!
  • Hipster-looking 100% recycled packaging to store your new goosehaven bowtie in.